You wish!!
But truth is this damn site or my browser or the combination of them have some US autocorrect/spelling software

Bloody Hell, you want a lot of options to choose from wot went and did it- wot went and compromised your excellent English! So, we can assume that you didn't notice that that word was American or English spelling!! You didn't have a clue,..which means you could be a sort of Brit but not a very well read one. Perhaps you is rich multi cultural Muslim one trying to tie me in knots? Now, dui de hai shi dui de?

For your information and for others who think they can smell blood, I may be feeble at the moment and a tad fragile but there's nowt wrong with my head!