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Chinaman - 2005-02-10
In response to 'indefinitely' (Chinaman)

A teacher comes into the class room and there is a red apple with the letter "T" on it setting on her desk. She asks: "My what a pretty apple. Who brought this to me?"

Little girl in the front row replies: "I did teacher."

The teacher asks: "What does the letter "T" stand for?"

"Teacher", she replies.

The next day there is a great big red apple, with the letters "TT" on it.

"My what a big beautiful apple who brought this to me?"

Little boy in the back row says: "I did."

"Why thank you, but what do the letters "TT" stand for?"

"To Teacher", he replies.

A couple of days later there is a huge watermelon on her desk with the letters "F U C K" on it.

She asks: "Who brought this watermelon in?"

A little black boy in the center of the class replies: "Why i did teacher".

"Why thank you very much. We'll have this at recess, but do you know what the letters stand for?", she asks in a upset tone.

"Yes maam. From Us Colored Kids..."

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Laughter's the Best Medicine -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Laughter's the best medicine. -- Felix -- 2005-02-11
Foreign Teacher outdone by Chinese Student -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Getting out of School -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Magic Lamp? -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
'Definitely' -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
'indefinitely' -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Name the animals -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
lETTERS ON FRUIT -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
Ten Most Wanted Man -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
College Rules -- Chinaman -- 2005-02-10
thx for the jokes >\-| -- greg -- 2005-02-10
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