Actually, we should forgive the toddler for lacking a filter through which he could at least reduce the extent of his emissions. And you know his parents tried very hard to keep him from playing with dangerous tools, but that nail gun really did its damage, didn't it? Ten penny nail. Frontal lobotomy. What a bummer.

"Curiosity in children, is but an appetite for knowledge. one great reason why children abandon themselves wholly to silly pursuits and trifle away their time insipidly is, because they find their curiosity balked, and their inquiries neglected."
Author: John Locke

Of course, another reason is that ten penny nail.................