"Chinese man drops his trousers and shows his prowess"

That's a point, what is under a Chinaman's kilt? I shall have to go skulking around the urinals with hidden camera to pin that one down- Is it only our big noses that make young Chinese girl's knees turn to jelly? Anyway, if Mr Moderator has been on the Baijiu the night before I might be able to attach a snap in glorious technicolour.

I often wind my students up by suggesting KFC is better for you, inasmuch as you are less likely to wake up dead with food poisoning, or MSG overdose.

Yep, 'thingummy' or 'thingummyjig' that has almost as many ways of spelling as 'meow' (the spell checker doesn't even recognise either, although valid words) Of course 'thingy' is often used in Britain to describe a person-maybe 'old thingy' who lives on the hill.