Just get some ratboy from a council estate, give his tobacco stained teeth a really good brushing, give him a bath, put him in a suit and tie and then the parents will be convinced that your school is the real deal.

Just what have you got against people from council estates? ALso, I have never EVER heard any englishman use the term "ratboy". I will go and google that one right now,then I might be able to figure out if you are a irishman or a plastic scouser. I suspect the latter!!!!