This is her I think

Hahaha! How's a bloke nearing fifty, as bald as a coot, *uckin* great gut, and without a pot to piss in, going to land that little madam?....unless I should have been kinder to dragonized before he skedaddled. Now that might make me turn into a raving homosexual! hahaha, only joking- no disrespect to homosexuals.