You can't imagine why people would recommend against visiting bars in Zhengzhou (I know the one mentioned btw) and you've decided its easy with two rules:

Don't be a nob and people probably won't fight you. (well probability is on our side!) aka its more probably people will fight you at bars than in your home or some other more peaceful venue.

Your other rule is to become a better fighter lol

Anyways, my rule is that I'm over the age of 25 and worry about killing drunk local people (accidentally) in fist fights. Also I would be so damn embarrassed being seen in those melees outside clubs where it looks like a bunch of immature young boys all wanting to get some legend story from idiotic windmill and flail altercations lol

But you can't help but tell me you can't help but laugh because it gave you a feeling of being tough even though you've never spent time (enough to leave) in rough clubs in certain parts of the UK or certain bars in American redneck towns (where you'd be far far safer than almost anywhere else btw).