Hi Martin

I think 'troll' on this site must mean 'good old boy' or similar. Either that or the whole sentence was a back-handed compliment? I do notice that those recipients of the word on this site go on to accuse the accuser of being a troll, so it has become a bit of a devalued label, and as such I would personally shy away from using it, in order to sustain a modicum of that originality. I may well be an idiot, or even a deluded idiot for pursuing my Chinese dream and illusive wife but I am certainly no troll, since I am being genuine. Just because I am a market trader doesn't mean I am a troll either.

The sausage man's wife has a delightful 3 year old and it certainly wasn't me who put the bun in the oven.