You might as well just say "I knew a girl once..." and be done with it!

Nobody cares how many women you've been with or haven't been with.

You're worse than one of typical bragging teenage schoolboys trying to outboast all their mates with audacious claims like "You got 3 fingers up her? Well, she wanked me off under the table in Geography and Miss Coates nearly caught me when I was on the vinegar strokes mate."

I think you must be answering the wrong post because i haven't been bragging about women I have been with. I couldn't do that because I have been with precious few and merely returned to this site to inform you of a total failure woman-wise. And also to tell that I arrived in China and how things are going. Or do you write your posts weeks in advance and then try and cram them in somewhere where they don't exactly fit at all? Must be hell trying to find a post to answer that your off-the-peg replies fit?