The voters have decided, and Britain will leave the EU.

I wonder whether old boy Cameron will now get into his Bentley and meet with HM the Queen halfway in her Rolls Royce on the road to Buckingham Palace to complain about this obvious majority decision....LOL

Blighty is full of old boy cronies who won't give the likes of us a helping hand or the price of a bowl of soup. Talking of squats, I returned from a gig in Saudi recently and couldn't find any so-called mates to help me out. Only one let me sleep in his car for a week but now I am in a squat. I want to get a position in China but my laptop was stolen.

Does any kind soul want to help out a fellow worker? Information would be good, how do I get a criminal record check to take to China?

Cheers and beers.