'Deecher' sums it up nicely.

An ex-kindergarten deecher was employed at our school for a very short time. Although well-versed in kindy teaching, he was way out of his depth in a high school. Upon leaving, he wrote the following message to our boss in our small group chat.

"I haven't been payed. You have no write to whithold my sallary. You are a lier."

He has now quit deeching and gone back to his home country where I am sure he is qualified enough to get a job sweeping the streets, or picking up litter.