A few weeks ago I was more than honest with a training centre and told them straight that if a top level teacher was as high as the ceiling my level would be creeping up to skirting board height, since I have never been a teacher. So yesterday I wasn't happy when the school ordered me in today to I thought complain about my shortcomings. To my surprise I have been promoted into number 1 IELTS expert and my salary raided by 50 yuan to 200yuan per hour. I said to her ,very kind but I still don't know what IELTS is! She just sent me home with these 2 books. Seems to me that teaching in China is a doddle

Wife just phoned to ask if she can have a new AC for the lounge for 1500 yuan
I said certainly as I seem to be going up in the world.