Just in case you are still tuned in to my wavelength and not accepting my kind offer to ignore my posts, I realise I didn't finish giving you info on the plant. Here, see the baby- actually more of a teenager and badly needs extracting and re-potting. Sadly no money to be made from potted plants grown in a flat and now you have shocked me away from teaching I must (dont really have to) find a replacement. I am thinking about giving my basement room and the spare bedroom over to symphysodon discus? I have paid up to 500 quid for a breeding pair of those blighters. Will they sell in China? And would I be able to get a business license?

Just thinking what you could do. Could you grow tobacco in Hothot and just dry/cure it on the main road like they do?Rolls off the tongue I think "20 hothot and a box of matches, please"