I know you mention one poster with a beach hut in balmy S.E. asia, but was there not (and correct me if I am wrong!) a bloke who was sleeping under several layers of coats on the embankment in London, or Charing Cross railway station? I wonder if all the london homeless, between sups of surgical alcohol nicked from NHS hospitals, have some kind of bbq setup where they grill a shoplifted turkey from waitrose or something similar? Perhaps we should spare a thought for those blokes, being homeless at this time of year in England seems like an icy hell, compared to a makeshift shack on a phillipine beach with plenty of maidens and cold beer, I am sure you agree, dear chap?