An Australian guy wandered the streets of Nanning
His belly was large and his hair was thinning
The thought: "I'm lonely and sad" crossed his mind
He decided to marry the first girl he could find.

He spied a Chinese girl was deep dark eyes.
"Marry me! sweet young thing" he cried.
She looked at him and forrowed her brow.
"Many rich young Chinese are chasing me now."

"I'll carry you on my bike to get KFC!
Next month when I'm paid we'll take a bus to the sea.
I'll tell you about Trump and Pattaya and how to be free:
Escape to the land down under to live with my Mom and me!

The girl stepped back when the man tried to fondle.
As she turned and fled passerbys could hear him grovel:
"Please dont go. I used to be a male model!"