Maybe "Shaun-of-the-dead" would be better encouraged to earn a degree in
"whoremongering" rather than sexology

Research has shown that men who frequent prostitutes are incompetent lovers. Sexual performance in actual relationships requires the active provision of pleasure to one's mate, not the purchase of one's own pleasure.

Like all good business proprietors, prostitutes value the ratio of time invested/ profit made. The man who pays the most for the fewest minutes of sexual labor is the best customer. No doubt pDog is a valued client.

Additionally, any man that downloads internet photos to advertise as his 'conquests' certainly would do the same with his academic and financial credentials