For those who care, Valentines Day will soon be here, and for those who don't use WeChat, here's a selection of funny Valentine card messages that I saw there the other day. The words on the FRONT of the card are written in capitals, the inside words are written in lower-case:
I've picked out the ones I thought were the funniest. Proof that romance still exists, lol.
YOU'RE THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING - just kidding, I have to pee
I'D CLIMB A MOUNTAIN FOR YOU - well, a very small mountain, perhaps a hill
I'D WALK THROUGH FIRE FOR YOU - well, not exactly fire because it's dangerous, maybe a humid room, not too humid though because of my hair
YOU'RE THE ONE I TEXT WHEN I'M DRUNK - that's love
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY - and naked, but mainly happy
TO DO LIST - you
YOU CAN HAVE MY HEART - but not my chips
There's one with a picture of Trump on the front that says 'I wouldn't deport you'
WITHOUT 'ME' YOU'RE JUST 'AWESO'
I KNEW I LOVED YOU WHEN I FARTED AND YOU DIDN'T RUN AWAY
I WISH YOU WERE AS DIRTY AS MY CAR
- Just For Fun -- Foxy -- 2017-02-09
- Re: Just For Fun -- Fifi -- 2017-02-09
- Re: Just For Fun -- Fifi -- 2017-02-09