life in China can be stressful

My other son work in beijing, i think intelligentia it is call. you have said enough bad things about china. will stop.

Oh well, I had better try and watch my tongue then, Wu.

Yes, I know, you Chinese can be sensitive about "Tomb Day" So I will watch my P's&Q's about that one in future. Will you give your foreigners the two full days off, Monday and Tuesday? My two are off to the village, so I will get some peace and quiet. Last night she decided apropos of nothing that I should have a pony tail. How do you tie one of those up yourself, especially as my one is a bit of a short runt at the moment? Save money with a pony tail.