"Thats great, I can drink more Malibu and Tsingtao, hit the dance floor more often, plus spend more time with my stunning new Chinese girlfriend! See ya loser"

Indeed! Your lack of education and refinement are limitless. Perhaps, you care to share with us your dating experiences with immature, teenage students as compared to mature, adult women? But, then, you've never dated mature, adult women.

You exhibit all the traits of a backpacker.