"Hi Sugarman ,me really tink u is de don mon!! .Me no jok mon!! I is rike na inna me bredren yard ,in sowt lundon !!" Me an me boys are coming over mate to"boom up de place" to see how "tings a gwan" ,becos we've eard this ESL lark is a right good crack,ya know wot I mean,lioke?

Sa can ya tell me 'ow much the average geezer is ge'ing in 'is bin every month,so I can 'ave an idea wot kine' o' liofe I can 'ave in China like?
If it's good me an' me "bredren" will "op on the firs' plane ova' an ' 'av a butchers at a few schools,lioke na' 'at 'a mean?

Look out China ,the serf lun'nun posse's on it's way ,so " big up de massive " .let me givva big shout to ''de mon call Gary Harwell"'me an' me mates,reckon that geezers got sum real bottle for standing up for wot 'e believes in ,so all you peeple ,get of 'is case and give the man a squeeze.
Alright!!!