Hey, are you guys talkin' about Bill Brasky? I KNOW Bill Brasky!

Max

I'm getting complaints from the landlord about the gun battles in the hall, and the bombs in the lobby, and the knife fights in the elevator.
Chief: Well, when you rent an apartment to a secret agent, you've got to expect those things.
But he doesn't know I'm a secret agent.
Chief: Well, how do you explain people attacking you and shooting at you?
Well, I told him I work for the Bureau of Internal Revenue.