Yes, indeed, compliance is my middle name; however, I've not quite mastered the fine art of groveling like a weasel - though I have learned how to spell the word.

You believe that even if a teacher's bicycle is stolen through no fault of the university, and stolen due to the FTs negligence, that the university should buy them a new bike, right? Wow, I wish you were my employer.

You're full of "shoulds," Silverboy. Where do you live? Lala land?