Let's face it
English is a stupid language .
The truth is the preacher of the language and the learners are stupid . The S M U T A S S E S are school owners and officials as they know how to cash in on their stupidity

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?<:l