Some of the terms we use originate from the supposed inventor of the WC, a man called Crapper

I'm trying to "get with it" as I'm from England!

I suggest that you get your history facts straight.
1. Thomas Crapper did not invent the WC.
2. "The word crap actually derives from Dutch (krappe), and first came into use centuries before Crapper was born".
3. I am sure that your fellow compatriots thank you for stepping forward and sharing your knowledge of your own countrys history.