And there was me thinking you a young slip of a lad knowing nowt about China, having spent too much time in the country getting over-involved with unsuspecting brothers of brothers.

This well-written bloke is well-pleased to have landed on his feet in Shanxi after a bad experience with another company (probably didn't have an African accent) Why try and undermine his exuberance?

What did actually happen with that FT's brother-or my brother if you reallly must? Must have been something shocking to drive you into the hands of the Bosh?