Don't miss this one.

IT DOESN'T MATTER
In a hotel conference somewhere, the receptionist was asked to
assist guests on the filling in of the information sheet. A guest
covered from head to toe arrived.
RECEPTIONIST: excuse me,name please?
Guest: ahmee
Receptionist:sex?
Guest: 2 times a day
Receptionist: no,no,no I mean male or female?
Guest: oh..it doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.