Oh, I’ve just noticed another one!

Now it’s cannibalism that comes under Clyde’s moral microscope and is placed on a par with legal sex between two consenting adults.

http://www.eslteachersboard.com/cgi-bin/forum/index.pl?noframes;read=78391

I don’t know that there’s been such a debate on this board but if there were I’d imagine the post to start it all would be something along the lines of the following……..

Hi All

I’ve a bit of a dilemma to discuss. There’s this 21year old student at my university, great lean body, sexy long legs and nice choice breasts. At first I thought I’ll just fool around with her as she seems really up for coming to my apartment for a bit of fun. However, now I’m thinking it’s been a while since I’ve had a nice cut of meat, you know what it’s like in China all that fatty and greasy pork, so now I’m thinking that I’d like to eat her.

I just feel a bit guilty, because she is a student at my university. If she was not at my university I would have had her in the wok by now.

But then I’m hungry, why should I feel any guilt?

Some advice from more experienced foreign teachers would be appreciated.

Thanks

Hannibal

Enter Clyde to put the world to rights and show us all that eating students just isn’t right!

Up and up the morals go
Where they stop , only Clyde knows

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