What rot, I tried to refrain from posting but it sounds like you could be atsf or mancunian. There are such sewers, you better get used to that fact.

Upon my life, things get better and better, I, a country bumkin from Dartmoor hardly knew how to string a sentence together until I arrived in China to teach. I now have a position of respect in a private learning centre; my ex-student tucks up my old bones in bed of a night; and to top it all you liken me to(after research) probably the two finest posters that have ever graced this forum. I thankee pal I thankee. I can't wait until I tell my lodger.