Sounds like you could become a stand up comic-"I was sucked into becoming an FT in China by the whirlwind created by the evil empire, China" hahaha

Doesn't that apply somehow to you as well?

No, I got pissed, Turnoi, on cider- fell asleep in an empty casket- the boss arrived in the morning and said half in jest "if you are going to sleep on the job, you can bloody well get a slow boat to China!" Put the idea in my head.