I am a teacher at Huizhou University. I have lived and worked in China for over 5 years. I would like to state that huizhou University is one of the best places I have worked. In the first place, I live at the University hotel while they are working on the teacher aparments and service at the hotel is excellent. the hotel is a gorgeous building; the lobby is beautiful and spacious, on par with a four star hotel in the states.

You are either a bigger downs than Beelzebub or you are just a non-native speaker.

The school is updating their classrooms. One building is installing new desks and chairs. In another building, new computer equipment. Each class has a computer and projector, which I need for all my classes. One Friday, the maintenance locked all the computers; no problem as a student called the maintenance number listed on the counsole; he came in 5 minutes and opened the computer and we had class.

'Opened the computer?' = You are definitely a Chinese person who has failed very badly at pretending to be a foreigner. Please quietly bugger off [edited]

My bonus? got it all, no problem, along with a spending cards from my department!

The singular 'a' combined with a plural? Really, just [edited] for failing to understand the wonderful foreign term of 'gift voucher'.

Best school I have ever worked.

You seem to be missing something.

School is in the beautiful setting of a mountain, so if you need some excercise, you can go climb a beautiful mountain and get a gorgeous view of the city.

Something that only Chinese people ever say. It is a stupid activity that impoverished farmers' grown-up offspring enjoy because they are too tight to actually spend any money. Also the bosses of the company are also too tight to spend any money on something for the vast majority of their staff. They talk about 'climbing a mountain' like it is going to be an epic journey up an Himalayan peak, but it is only ever a long pointless walk up a slightly steep hill. It's a common part of Chinese culture that we have to tolerate, but only newcomers to China are ever amazed by staff trips to mountains, lol.

That's because Westerners tend to have better things to do like looking at pictures of cats on the internet, going to bars and clubs and sorry... Did I forget to tell you that we usually prefer to play sports or go to gyms to do exercise?