I 100% agree on this. If you're regularly posting here, your clearly not going outside your home to find women. A lot of the common posters here are e-bullies, because they don't have the confidence to speak out for themselves in real life.

Actually, posting on here has made me realize that I can speak out, and it only helped me become more assertive in real life. E-bullies generally will snipe and troll other posters instead of being original in what they say. It sounds like you.

My advice for finding a nice girlfriend/wife? Try turning that frown upside down and go out to find them!

I know right?! Go and just find someone who will be right for you and your life will be turned upside down. Just so happens that I like many things in my life just the way it is right now. Not that you would care. How about trying to speak more intelligently for a change? Would make your words less humorous, but at least it would add literary value. Maybe you should find a Godfather, like Beelzebub?