Oh my, what printed degrees in a restroom near Exeter can do...

To be specific Turnoi, I think the OP mentioned it was the restrooms of Barnstaple Crematorium, IIRC.

Ever worked with the dead Turnoi? As a priest have you ever done funeral work? Me and Beelze have and let me tell you, there is nothing more humbling. The grim reaper and his scythe awaits every man. In a past life I was a morgue log worker, I had to catalogue all the dead bodies, not work for the faint of heart, but I'd imagine Beelze is of a stronger stomach, he has perhaps done embalming and so on.

What are your views on only the penitent man shall pass? Do you believe in Satan, shatan?