He called me a "sectarian confucianist". I don't know if what that means in English. But we all need to brush up on our Martian or Plutonian or whatever the heck he is speaking. Perhaps all this time we had a big misunderstanding with Woodenbinny the Willyless. If we would only brush up on vocabulary such as "misogynistic spiderbots", "shrimpish cadoodles", "elephant bethany", "laugh out shiny", "deadly roo-roo", etc then we would have avoided this conflict with him all along!

Alas, I'm too lazy to learn crazy.