Some good advice to Western foreign teachers in China:

1. Never criticise your boss.
2. Accept every work and working time assigned to you.
3. Be always friendly, cooperative and patient, even if they mistreat you.
4. If they forget to pay you on time, don’t complain but wait until they pay you.
5. If they can’t get a Z visa for you, accept if they offer you an F visa.
6. Do not criticise China. It has a great culture, superior to all other cultures in the world.
7. Tell your colleagues to shut up when you hear them criticise China.
8. Tell the PSB about your colleagues if they don’t follow the law in China.
9. Using fake degree and TEFL documents is common practice. Accept and do not complain.
10. Training centres are some of the best places to work for, and they provide opportunities for those who do not qualify for other jobs for one or another reason.
11. Accept that your training centre manager is always right. He holds all the responsibility.
12. Be grateful to the government, the Communist Party and to China that is hosting and feeding you.

All good fun.