I want to see further down; I bet there's a floor shining machine and accoutrements. Credit where it's due though, you've made an ace job of that floor, it's as clean and shining as a new pin. Hahaha! Jokes aside you're not a bad looking bloke, so it's puzzling me why you can't find a suitable woman??? I haven't seen Turnoi yet but there's certainly no reason I know of that you should have recourse to professional earning ladies. Tell you what, why don't you apply to Turnoi for a job; he's off to take charge in Switzerland any day now, and he needs good teachers. Since you also have the advantage of a linguistics degree, he'll most probably book you a first class seat. Swiss ladies are nice. They like to yodel you to sleep...or so I'm told.