Not to mention that marriage doesn't guarantee that your wife will get a visa to your country. Especially if she's a party member, the U.S tend to do their homework when that flashes up. And the U.K won't let your wife if you aren't earning much.

As for those South China Sea situation, taxi drivers are asking a few too many questions as of late. Now is not a good time to be an American in China. I'd watch out.

Then again, they're temporarily loving Brits at the moment, so it could be worse.