It's that simple: Admit that you are the fake Woodbine Willie and Genuine Woodbine Willie, Baker, Beelzebub, etc in one person.....LOOOOL

WOW, the entity you have in mind for me must be pretty versatile. You seem to be only able to conjure up one loud-mouthed alias 'Martin Hainen.'

You are obviously a learned man, Turnoi, having a title of doctor, but I think like another learned man 'Sherlock Holmes' you must be messing with certain substances, if you believe the above.