The problem is that his story is a work of fiction. Anybody with a few brain cells can work that out!

Not the sort of fiction that would sell too many books I think. What a daft thing to say when the hero never even got to have a bit of slap and tickle even.

On the other hand this hero has been told to do 3 hour length English corners which are nowhere to be seen on his contract. Can I refuse does anybody know?