The Trader
- 2015-12-08
I spoke too soon; about 22.45 Candy turned up, and plonked herself down. She just said she needed comforting and wanted to hold hands for a while. I was apprehensive but thought I should 'cooperate' to protect my job. Tell you one thing I most certainly wouldn't have needed any of SB's Viagra, fake or otherwise. Not that it would have done me much good as she said she needed to take things slowly and was off again in just another 15 minutes. This is not a good horse for me to back as she is married. What's more I am seriously thinking of asking Linda for her hand in marriage as she will be 20 in a few weeks, and her family seem to like me. On the other hand I suppose Candy could divorce the pig.
The Trader
- 2015-12-07
Welcome back woodbine willie.
If you say so! But whoever you take me for, Candy stood me up tonight, she never turned up. So does that mean I get the sack tomorrow?...I don't know. I do know that i have bingzi going to waste, having prepared some for her. Still, I get to drink the two bottles of wine myself and it's only 22.25 hours.
The Trader
- 2015-12-07
I forgot, you may find it interesting to know that what gives the bingzi its distinctive taste is common fennel seeds which you can buy in Tesco. Bingzi also contains prickly-ash-bark but i am assured (via Linda's translation) that the prickly-ash-bark (speckles through the bingzi) is only there for decoration. The uncle has given me some dried yeast he made, so the next time Candy comes around to bend my ear I will make her a bingzi to prove that not all men spend their time pissing in the wardrobe, praising Mr Trump, beating up their wives or visiting whores. Not that Candy's husband visits whores.....but he does sound like the type; so wouldn't be surprised if he does.