Yeah, but can you say all that with a North American accent? ;-{)
A blow nicely struck, sir...funny stuff. Please let us know if they respond!
What in the world is going on?
Hi low Mrs. Peter Daines,
First time me for job apply teach China. I coming for you teaching school, can? yes no. I holiday now at Beijing and very liking to teaching for you. Very thank you sending I e-mailing in address on johnnybgoode@no-grammar-knowledge.com. I waiting to receiving letter from you giving me teaching job.
Name me was Johnny, Coming from USA I and very like to working for teaching in you school. You can giving me job in school yours, yes?
Hope hearing you from very soon.
I wonder what will happen if a similar resume sent by an applicant got the job.
Wuhan, Nanjing, Shenzhen, Hangzhou - English job offered
Posted By: Peter Daines <peter.daines@yahoo.com>
Date: 1 July 2006
Teach English for us and earn $$$ We have teachers from all over China working for our school and love it - no experience or grammar knowledge necessary. Must be fluent in English, native speakers with North American accent preferred - but anyone who thinks they are up to it, please apply! Contact us for more details, we look forward to hearing from you.
1. Over 10 major cities: please contact us to find out
2. SALARY: 6,000 RMB, more if in Shanghai or Beijing
3. Start date: ASAP
4. Work schedule: Morning until 8-9pm Beijing Standard time, mostly weekends
5. Students level: Lower Intermediate thru Advanced
6. Airfare/Accommodations: This you must arrange yourself although we can assist, and we prefer teachers already in China
No contracts used.