Your "seriousness" you reply to posters is more partial than anything...except your fantastic grammar and lessons you give to others to derail debates.

Are you sure you not writing in partial seriousness....

In all seriousness, I damn near died two days ago when a totally overloaded truck just
decided to run through the pedestrian crossing as I noticed they do every time.

Are you sure you not writing in partial seriousness about a partially overloaded truck?
The truck decided?
And you noticed they do every time?

Then
yesterday one of the same trucks was absolutely stomping it fast while women and babies
literally ran yelling 'he wont stop he wont stop!'

One of the same trucks?
'Absolutely stomping it' as the 'babies literally ran yelling' in English?
In panic, you watched all the "carcargo" fastfastfast!

But strangely its like nobody cares.

That is a moment of clarity; nobody does care. They are unable to see your delusions.
Writing in this manner was okay when you were still institutionalized. Now that you are having difficulty purchasing your medication while teaching in China, it's best if you avoid computers and the blackboard. Speak quickly. Try not to drool.

This can only be written by a man who's so limited in experience, so naive or witless, so strangely ignorant of the ways of women that he's suspended in a 'white knight fantasy' phase of life we association to dateless high school seniors and 1st year college boys.

'wondrous' indeed. Other words better describing your view of women might be 'wondering about', curious, confused, perplexed, as if it were some foreign world of mystery. Ignorant. Not aware. Bewildered why comic book women and fantasy women (written by other men) aren't as plentiful in your real daily life. They must be somewhere.

'Amused' lives in a world of make-believe wonderment. Of theoretical white-knighting, a world where he is their 'friend' and while they wait for their boyfriends he calls them 'M'lady' and puts on ridiculous 'chivalrous' displays. Then goes home alone.

And disqualifying a woman's culture isn't exactly a compliment after all, Mr.Amused. Be careful about doing that in real life.

I wonder if it's ironic or just coincidental that the word 'Amused' is just one 's' away from being an anagram of 'assumed'.

Chinese women demanding houses and cars from men is not a "stereotype". Have you actually ever lived in China? [edited] No house means no woman in China. I know many Chinese men who are considered to be "ineligible" to marry, due to not owning property. Foreigners in China are also subjected to this stupidity. Chinese women are not interested in "renters". Really, what planet are you living on!

Chinese girls are too demanding and selfish,

Chinese women don't want to have a simple life,

British women stink of fish and chips. French women never shave their armpits. German women beat their children. Italian women hate their philandering men and are closet lesbians. U.S. women are too fat to perform coitus face to face. Brazilian women have inverted nipples. Japanese women have huge calves that rub together when they walk.

Infantile stereotypes of women inform us about the writer. Women as individuals are as unique, wondrous and diverse as men.

wrong, China is not safe, not now with the abundant anti-Western racism which makes living in China quite stressful. Also, traffic conditions are ten times more dangerous than in the USA. I know of several foreigners who were killed in car accidents here, and several more who were seriously injured thanks to careless and stupid Chinese drivers.

ahhh...I see the fear of the PRC has reared it's ugly little head by some fellow posters...the mainland is safer than the USA mainland, of this you can be sure.