Only in Hong Kong could KFC successfully market chicken flavored nail polish.
If you grew up believing in the Queen, Empire, and cricket, surrounded by pale drunken men named Cameron and Zak and Liam, and then one day you wake up startled to discover that you are really Chinese. Sucking your fingernails after your lunch of 'chick and chips' seems eminently reasonable while whining about having lost the chance to become a British Virgin Island, relegated now to being merely a British Premature Ejaculation Island.