I always thought it made you blind. Obviously it doesn't - it makes you bald - haha

What you mean bald folk with gallons of testosterone coursing through their veins need to relieve themselves frequently, and then emerge into the light still unzipped and bumping into things? Blow me, I'd rather keep my full head of greying blond hair and 20 20 vision!

No, people with blond hair are not to be trusted. In my country, there is a prejudice saying that blond-haired people are stupid. Jack the Ripper had blond hair. I have almost no hair left, and I was recently told by an Australian kangaroo that bald people are the most intelligent people in the world! Therefore, all the power to bald people!.....Haha

I take hairception to that! How do you know The Ripper was blond?

I've heard that baldies are loaded with testosterone? And that they never need to pink-room it? And that sex-wise the bald can go where no bold men have ever been before; is that true?