There's actually a lot of culture in mainland China, but it is not the traditional kind that they like to promote to the rest of the world.

Many a strange, weird and messed sub-culture is emerging, a side-effect of things that went wrong, the bastard love child of social influences such as crony capitalism, apathy, Japanese porno movies, psychotic dedication to the Gaokao during those teenage years, ridiculously high house prices.

England has its chavs, Scotland has its neds, Australia has its Bogans, 'Murica has its rednecks, but China?

Farmers, Fei Zhu Liu types, Fu Er Dais, Tu Haos, Diao Si boys... It's all culture, but not the beautiful, perfect, classy kind that you see in the movies or the holiday brochures.