It's prohibitive. But help could be at hand- if foxy poster can make Melton-wotsits pork pies he can come up with a jam or marmalade recipe. Get him on the case!

Well, I have carefully counted the bottle caps and bottles and removed the evidence before she returns. I have to be careful and not remove another days bottles otherwise she will smell a rat.

Persimmons are cheap and delicious. You can eat them with bread/toast as a substitute for jam.