Oh, I'm sure his Pattayan princesses have led him down more than a few 'garden' paths, lol.

What amuses me, and no doubt the heretosay poster too, is your inability to recognise blatant sarcasm when it's plain for most intelligent people to see.
Heretosay certainly understood it - hence the reply. Try reading the posts again, you may learn some insightful information that maybe you can 'apply' to your own 'linguistics', lol.