"There's one with a picture of Trump on the front that says 'I wouldn't deport you'"
Funny!
For those who care, Valentines Day will soon be here, and for those who don't use WeChat, here's a selection of funny Valentine card messages that I saw there the other day. The words on the FRONT of the card are written in capitals, the inside words are written in lower-case:
I've picked out the ones I thought were the funniest. Proof that romance still exists, lol.
YOU'RE THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING - just kidding, I have to pee
I'D CLIMB A MOUNTAIN FOR YOU - well, a very small mountain, perhaps a hill
I'D WALK THROUGH FIRE FOR YOU - well, not exactly fire because it's dangerous, maybe a humid room, not too humid though because of my hair
YOU'RE THE ONE I TEXT WHEN I'M DRUNK - that's love
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY - and naked, but mainly happy
TO DO LIST - you
YOU CAN HAVE MY HEART - but not my chips
There's one with a picture of Trump on the front that says 'I wouldn't deport you'
WITHOUT 'ME' YOU'RE JUST 'AWESO'
I KNEW I LOVED YOU WHEN I FARTED AND YOU DIDN'T RUN AWAY
I WISH YOU WERE AS DIRTY AS MY CAR