Act like a real man eh snakey?, OK, what do you suggest;

Stand up to pee? (I already do that)
Beat up women? (that's an idea)
Pimp for a string of of prostitutes? (nah)
Get elected President and bomb kids in their beds? (no thanks)
Run off with my secretary? (done that)
Join the Klan? (don't like the pointy hood)
Sit on a sofa watching silly ball games while swilling beer from the can? (not for me)
Become a serial killer? (too American for my taste)
Lie about the size of my d**k? (don't need to)
Buy copies of 'Big'Uns'? (too expensive)
Lust after schoolgirls? (illegal)
Speak with forked tongue? (against my principles)

C'mon, hiss me a clue. To meet your exacting standard some guidance is needed. Get your nose out from the vent in Turnips raincoat, shed that old skin and begin anew.

Read my post to Ginger. I congratulate him. I wish more would speak plainly instead of wrapping their waffle up in platitudes and know it all pseudo wisdom. Feel free to critisize me any time. I'm a man, I can take it.

I very much welcome healthy comment, but I also call a spade a spade. (that's the gardening spade type, no offence to any person dead or alive intended.)
I don't whinge about what is said about my comments. Unlike some.

Born with empty brains? Um, let's see.....

Callmefred is a fool and has nothing substantial to contribute!
He is a complete idiot, and he was born with an empty brain!