Turnoi....."Ha, sucked in? ...Wonderful!
I have a new research project for you to participate in: The level of prostitution among Chinese crocodiles....
How does that sound to you? Or are you afraid I am being sarcastic this time?"

Actually, I'd be more afraid that you are being serious!

There's nothing wrong with a bit of prostitution. Supply and demand! Don't know why people get soooo serious about it.