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#1 Parent s.b. - 2005-02-11
Not amusing ... *No message*

#2 Parent Chinaman - 2005-02-11
You can't blame me

Let's face it
English is a stupid language .
The truth is the preacher of the language and the learners are stupid . The S M U T A S S E S are school owners and officials as they know how to cash in on their stupidity :D

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?<:l

#3 Parent Jack Kanoi - 2005-02-11
Nice jokes

Chinaman, that was a nice bouquet of jokes. Thanks!

#4 Parent XYZ - 2005-02-11
It is your fault!!!!

Because you choose tourists, because you don't have abilities to choose the right teachers for the Chinese students / that I care about so much... /
I am really angry !!!!

Chinaman - 2005-02-11
Monday Sickness

An Esl works at a new school on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." The Dean asks the co-teacher about him, and the co-teacher says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."

So the Dean calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good teacher and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"

The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But one of the boys in class drinks every weekend, and then beats on my female students. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure they are all right. They puts her heads on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm screwing them."

The Dean says, "You screw your students?"

The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."

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